Relationship Certificate
Make it Facebook official? That's so 2010. Get a certificate that proves you're "together" — whatever that means.
Get CertifiedBreakup Certificate
It's not you, it's... actually, it's definitely you. Get the paperwork to prove you're officially done.
End It OfficiallySituationship Certificate
Not quite together, not quite apart. Get official documentation for your officially unofficial relationship.
Make It UndefinedBoyfriend Application
Make him fill out the paperwork. If he can't handle a form, he can't handle your drama.
Start ScreeningGirlfriend Application
Let her apply formally. Includes sections for "red flags I'm hiding" and "reasons my ex is definitely not a problem."
Accept ApplicationsSituationship Leaderboards
Track how many people you've talked to but couldn't land. Compete with friends for the "Most Emotionally Unavailable" award.
See RankingsYour Love Life, Certified™
Our certificates look so official, you'll almost forget they're completely meaningless. Perfect for:
- Making your situationship feel more legitimate
- Giving your ex something to remember you by
- Proving to your friends that someone actually likes you
- Framing on your wall to confuse future dates
Relationship Certificate
Certificate #69420
This certifies that
Your Name & Their Name
are officially in a relationship that will probably last at least 3 months
ISSUED ON
12/06/2025
EXPIRES ON
When One Of You Gets Bored
What Our Users Say
Don't take our word for it. Here's what people with questionable relationship decisions have to say.
"I got my ex to sign a breakup certificate. Now when he drunk texts me, I just send him a PDF copy."
— Sarah, 27
"The boyfriend application weeded out 3 red flags before the first date. Saved me at least $200 in dinner costs."
— Mike, 32
"I'm at the top of the situationship leaderboard in my friend group. Not sure if that's something to be proud of..."
— Jessica, 24